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I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

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ladyhistory:

Even more captioned adventures of George Washington.

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV

newyorkfamous:

exigents:

defamous:

13 Ways To Escape An Awkward Moment

OMG #6 is the best and I’ve actually done that before!

These gifs made my day, thank you :)


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ungoliantschilde:

some pinups, trading-cards, covers, splashes, and panels by Mike Mignola.

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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autumndreamswithpumpkinspice:

Goodbye shorts; Hello sweaters

Goodbye iced coffee; Hello Pumpkin Spice Lattes

Goodbye swimming; Hello crisp morning walks

Goodbye camping; Hello fireplaces

Goodbye sunflowers; Hello crunchy leaves

Goodbye flip flops; Hello boots

Goodbye August; Hello September

Goodbye Summer; Hello Autumn

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meowrisa:

First time I won at those claw games!

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